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Armies Jokes

Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleevies

When medieval armies went off to war...

were they playing for keeps?

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Where did Hitler keep his armies?

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In his sleeves.


Okay, how did he tie his shoesies?
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With little knotsies!

So where did he keep his OTHER armies?
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Poland.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In order to concentrate superior combat strength in one place,
economy of force must be exercised in other places.
Economy of force requires the acceptance of prudent risks in
selected areas to achieve superiority at the point of decision.
One account has it that Napoleon allowed a subor...

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES!

Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies


*best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard

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