A young lady, destitute and rejected by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
Quincy inherited a large sum of money at a young age from his father, but he wasted it all on illicit drugs and became destitute and homeless.
It's a cold December night in New York City, with temperatures well below freezing point. Quincy shivers in his one and only winter coat, the same one he's had for the past ten years, lying on a park bench sheltered by nothing but tree canopies. Quincy, in a rare moment of soberness and self-reflect...
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese are arguing where Adam and Eve were from.
The American says, "Adam and Eve must be American. Look at how much they love freedom - they have everything they could ever want in the Garden of Eden, yet they still pursue the one single thing that they're forbidden from by God. To love absolute freedom so much, they must be American!"
So my rich brother in law bought a Jag. And one day while he was at a stop light
My destitute nephew, Ronnie, pulled up beside him in his 2003 Toyota.
They are happy to see each other, the difference in wealth has never been an issue between them.
"How are you nephew?" say Mel “Have you seen my new Jag?"
"My that’s a fancy car, so let me ask you, what kind ...
The saudi king was walking in the streets, dressed as a commoner to check up on his subjects
He found a destitute man, whose toes were coming out of his shoes.
The king was surprised by what he saw, and walked to the man and asked ''why are your toes coming out of your shoes?''
The man replied '' my feet have out grown my shoes, and i don't have any money to buy a new pair.''...
There was a hotshot New York lawyer who got call from Save the Children foundation. Caller: Sir, we are aware that you are one of the top lawyers in New York and earn millions of dollars a month. Lawyer: That's right. So what? Caller: Sir, we are working for the benefit of destitute childre...
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What do you call a jobless and homeless prostitute?
He Demanded to be Buried With ALL of His Money...
After working hard his entire life and religiously saving his money, one man’s dying wish was to be buried with every cent he had earned.
Of course, this last selfish request would have left his widow destitute, but apparently, a lifetime of love and devotion wasn’t worth much to him.
Loooong, but maybe worth it.
A woman is pregnant in her teens...finally gives birth to two healthy twin boys. She’s young, and destitute, and knows she can’t take care of them or provide for them, and after a bit of soul searching she makes the heartbreaking decision to give the two boys up for adoption. Over the years she kept...