Tenths Jokes - 12 Hilarious Tenths Jokes

Possessio is nine tenths

of the word

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Possession is nine tenths of the law.

The remaining tenth is exorcism.

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Why didn’t the ghost get arrested for stealing?

Because possession is nine tenths of the law.

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My son was getting super stressed learning about decimals.

I guess you could say it was getting pretty tenths.

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"Doctor, I feel like a fifth of the man I used to be."

"Just relax a bit. You're two tenths."

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Why is Mike Tyson so interested in measurements in precision machining?

It's in tenths

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Why do demons always win in court?

Because possession is nine-tenths of the law.

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What did Mike Tyson say after going 10 rounds in the ring?

That was in tenths!

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Did anyone see the questions on that math test?

It was in tenths!

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The difference between me and Bill Gates is "th".

He makes tens of millions of dollars per year.

I make tenths of millions of dollars per year.

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Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse?

Because he was two-tenths

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80,000 blondes are stuck on an island a mile away from the mainland.

One of them volunteers to swim over to mainland so that she's can get the coast guard to help them out.

She starts swimming, gets a quarter of the way there, gets tired, and drowns.

A second volunteers to do the same. She starts swimming, gets half way there, then gets tired and drowns...

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