One day an old Ukrainian man found an antique lamp
He starts it to polish it off and 'Poof', a genie appears in a cloud of smoke.
"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-...
Hordes of foreigners who speak a different language are pouring into our country through the porous and badly defended border in the wilderness and they are going to cause our society to collapse.
Iām starting to think Rome should do something about those Germans.
A man in Kyiv finds a lamp...
So, a gentleman in Kyiv found an old lamp. It had some tarnish on it, so after grabbing the brass polish and a rag, he started to polish it.
POOF! Out popped a genie!
"Master, you have freed me from the lamp! In gratitude, I shall grant you three wishes! (And no wishing for...
A polish peasant farmer...
...is digging in his field one day when he hits something with his shovel. Picking it up and dusting it off, he recognizes it as an old lamp. A genie pops out and offers him three wishes. The Pole thinks about his wishes for the entire day and finaly decides. "Genie", he says, "I want the Mongol hor...
A Polish guy finds a lamp buried in the sand
As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes.
The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."
"All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your ...
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