Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
All of the fans left.
Why are baseball stadiums the coolest place to be?
Because it's full of fans!
Why was the baseball stadium in Poland a huge failure?
Pretty much anywhere you sat you were behind a Pole.
What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?
A fowl !
They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium.
They lost the opener.
Game Day entrepreneur . . .
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath.
Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag."
"Oh, ra...
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