Telescopes Jokes - 7 Hilarious Telescopes Jokes

Telescopes use mirrors

Therefore we could be looking at space vampires and we'd never know it.

"Welcome to the Voyeurs With Telescopes society...."

"... Where we'll see you coming a mile away!"

It took 8 of the world's most powerful telescopes to take a picture of a black hole.

They could of just asked for a screenshot of my bank account.

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A scientist was looking out of his observatory through a telescope

Suddenly he found a new celestial body which seemed to be like a new planet.

Scientist (to others): Yo! I think I found a new planet.

Others go and see through the telescope.

They came back laughing among each other

Scientist: So, it's true right? What shall we name it....

As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into Botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "stupid white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

Miracle cure

A plumber, a violinist, an astronomer and a redneck*, all suffering from various infirmities, were sitting in a convalescent home when suddenly an angel appeared. The angel spoke to them:

"I have come to give you the gift of health! Mr. Plumber, what is your ailment?"
The plumber answered...

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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