How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?

You don't bomb pearl harbor.

Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.

Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.

(But it explains everything!)

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