I just got a voice mail that my ophthalmologist is retiring....

I won't be seeing him anymore.

The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House...

Thank you for calling the White House.
For English, press 1.
<silence>

I was at the Post Office....

When I saw a blonde woman shouting into an envelope.

I asked, "what are you doing ??"

The blonde replied, "Sending a voice mail"....

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