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Tele Jokes

Tele-Medicine

With all the Covid around my doctor said we should do the routine checkups by tele-medicine. He had me get a thermometer and supplies from the pharmacy. I have my phone ready. I see that today I am scheduled for a prostate exam.

Why do Afghans have to listen to the radio?

Because of the tele-ban

One thing surprising is that they don't have television in Afghanastan

It's because of the Tele-ban

What do you call an incompetent psychic?

Tele-pathetic

What do you call a mind controlling failure of a phone??

A tele-pathetic

No TV in Afghanistan

(this is an actual true event)

This colleague's friend went to Afghanistan. As he spent his days there he realised there are no TVs in anyone's home.

"what's going on here. How come there's no TV around here?"


Someone replied, "oh. It's coz of the Tele-ban".

I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan...

probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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