I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome." He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
Han Solo keeps taunting he'll steal cars...
...he's harassin' Ford!
A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,
and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first magical moment. On the day of the birth, a beautiful baby girl was born and the parents were instantly smitten.
"It's 'Love.'" said the mother....
Two polar bear bros are chilling out on Greenland
They are getting a bit bored. But then suddenly one of them have an idea:
Polar bear 1 flicks the ear of Polar bear 2 and runs away while yelling: "you're too slow, you can't catch me!"
Polar bear 2 gets annoyed and starts running after Polar bear 1.
Polar bear 1 keeps running a...
Bill Gates is hanging out with GM's Chairman...
Gates is in a taunting mood. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds a...
A zoo’s only gorilla dies...
so the zookeeper hires an actor to wear a gorilla costume until the zoo can get another one.
In the gorilla pen the actor makes faces, beats his chest, swings around, and soon draws a huge crowd. Encouraged, he then crawls atop a beam across the lion’s enclosure, taunting the animal below. ...
Dave is a talented mime who works at the local zoo.
He is very good at his job and is well liked by the guests of the zoo. One day, the zoo's famous orangutan dies suddenly. Not wanting to close the exhibit, the zoo approaches Dave with a proposition. Dave is to dress up in a realistic orangutan suit and pretend to be the orangutan, until the zoo can...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago.
I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my clientele. Sure enough, some of my regulars failed to reschedule appointments and I started getting faxed requests to send their medical records over to this new doctor.
After a few months had passed, things weren’t improving and appoi...
A man walks into an art museum...
...saunters past a guard and rips a painting off the wall with his bare hands. The guards attempt to stop him as he runs out of the museum, but he is too quick and acrobatic and evades all of their efforts. Just out the museum doors, he hops into the back of a white van that begins speeding away wit...
Sally's Mommy is smart (marginally )
Little Sally and Little Johnny are playing in the sandbox one day.
Johnny looks at Sally and for whatever reason decides he wants to play a game with Sally.
So he gets her attention and suddenly pulls up his shirt. And then, pointing to each , he announces "I have one of THESE ...
Compilation of short "jokes"
☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions
☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want
☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day
☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...
An old man is traveling to a far off land, but is arrested in a city named Runnia along the way.
The townspeople of Runnia are convinced that he was the murderer of Barth F. Bradley, the local butcher. Though there is not much evidence of the claim, a witness claims he saw the old man leave Bradley's shop on the night of the murder. The townspeople, who were always suspicious of strangers, cons...
4 jokes are hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
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