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Forrest Gump Jokes

What is Forrest Gump password

1forrest1

What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

>!1forest1!<

Why did Forrest Gump stop running?

For rest.

What is Forrest Gump’s favorite pasta?

Penne

Jack Sparrow was talking to Forrest Gump.

Jack asked, "Do you know what a pirate's favorite drink is?"

Forrest thinks for a second, and says "Hi-C?"

Jack shakes his head.

Forrest thinks again and says "Oh, I know. It's Arrrr-Sea Cola."

Jack shakes his head again and says "Rum, Forrest. Rum".

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been ad...

Forrest Gump finds a magic lamp

he rubs it, and out pops "a Jennay."

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...

...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.

1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

Forrest thinks long and...

Can anyone tell me who played Forrest Gump?

T.hanks

Forrest Gump died and went to Heaven...

As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him.
“Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.”
Forrest looked intently, not quite sure what to make of the scene in front of him.
“Forrest, before I let you into Heaven, I need you to answer three quest...

If Forrest Gump ran a property management group, what would it be called?

New Tenant Dan

Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E

But Forrest Gump ruined it for us

Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?

Thanks

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I can predict your favorite movie with one simple trick..

This math test will determine your favorite movie.
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This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be Gone With The Wind. Thats my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked.
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Like a box of chocolates...

What's Forrest Gump's online password?



1forrest1

How do you know coronavirus is an historic event?

Forrest Gump is involved. .

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