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Did you hear that Paris Hilton has agreed to climb Mt. Everest?

It's being called the Paris climb it agreement.
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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and the Titanic?

Only 800 people went down on the Titanic!
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A strange man was knocking on Paris Hilton’s door all through the night.

By morning, she was fed up with it, so she let him out.
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In 2011, a $3,200 cake made for Paris Hilton's birthday was stolen by a party crasher by the name of "Paz".

I've heard party crashers do crazy things but that one takes the cake.
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This guy said I needed thicker skin.

So I got a huge tattoo of Paris Hilton.
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I haven't seen shelves this empty

Since Paris Hilton showed me her personal library
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What goes blonde brunette blonde brunette blonde?

Paris Hilton doing cartwheels
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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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