Paris Hilton Jokes - 8 Hilarious Paris Hilton Jokes

Did you hear that Paris Hilton has agreed to climb Mt. Everest?

It's being called the Paris climb it agreement.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and the Titanic?

Only 800 people went down on the Titanic!

A strange man was knocking on Paris Hilton’s door all through the night.

By morning, she was fed up with it, so she let him out.

In 2011, a $3,200 cake made for Paris Hilton's birthday was stolen by a party crasher by the name of "Paz".

I've heard party crashers do crazy things but that one takes the cake.

This guy said I needed thicker skin.

So I got a huge tattoo of Paris Hilton.

I haven't seen shelves this empty

Since Paris Hilton showed me her personal library

What goes blonde brunette blonde brunette blonde?

Paris Hilton doing cartwheels

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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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