My friend went into a suntanning competition but it was rigged
Because all the contestants got bronze
Why is suntanning not an Olympic sport?
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
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Two bananas are suntanning along the riverbank
Suddenly, a turd floats by and says, “Come on in fellas! The water’s fine!”
One banana turns to the other and says “Do you believe that shit?”
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