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Lollipops Jokes

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Vagina flavor lollipop

A street vendor was shouting "Vagina flavor lollipops, get your vagina flavor lollipops here!"

A man approaches and says "This can't be real, but I'll have one please" the man licks it.
"Uugh.. This taste like shit!"

"Turn it around" says the vendor

Three men arrive simultaneously at the Pearly Gates.

They are greeted by St. Peter, who tells them, "Welcome! Before you can enter heaven, you must be circumcised, and I can see that none of you are. The standard procedure these days is that we remove your foreskin using whatever method your father used to make a living."
To the first guy, he says...

Where do you keep lollipops?

The licker cabinet

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A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops

A man is selling cunt-flavored lollipops:
"Cunt-flavored lollipops!! Cunt-flavored lollipops!!!"
So that passing-by man stops and say:
"Hey, give me one of those cunt-flavored lollipops, folk!"
"Here it is! Have fun!"
The buyer starts licking it. It tasted awful, verrry bad ...

One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground.

Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.

Kitty

A cat walks into a bar and orders coffee. The waiter is speechless and seeing this, the cat asks:

\- Is anything the matter?

\- Well, yeah.. you're a cat.

\- So?

\- You can talk..

\- I fail to see the problem. Please get me my order.

\- Right away, it's just...

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A pedophile spots two 12 year old girls walking in the forest

He approaches them and says:

'I'll give you a lollipop each if you let me pet your hair!'

The two girls glance at each other, shrug, then nod. They get the sweets, and the pedophile gently strokes their hair.

'I'll give you two more lollipops if you let me carress your shoulders...

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Lolipops

There was a 1st grade teacher helping her students by giving them lolipops to develop their sense of taste. She handed out lollipops of the same flavor to each student. She then questioned them about the flavor of the lolipops. The class replied in unison "Strawberry!". She replied "Very good class"...

Lolipops

A little girl comes home from school and tells her mom "mommy, a man gave me a lollipop just to climb up the flagpole." The mom replies "stupid girl, the man just wanted to look up your dress and see your underwear. Don't do that again."
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The next day, the girl comes home and says, "mommy, th...

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