Lubricating Jokes

The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!

When a girl buys a Vibrator, it's cool. But when a guy buys that FuckMaster 5000 Pro Latex blow up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy with the non-drip collection nut tray with optional built in realistic orgasm surround sound system, he's a f*cking perv. Just don't make no sens... read more

The makers of Viagra have developed a pill for women that unlike Viagra that keeps a man erect for hours, this pill keeps a woman lubricating constantly for four hours. They're calling it Niagara.