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I take Viagra for my sun burn...

It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate.

I'm sorry

Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.

My wife told me it is called a “pre-natal sun burn”. Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.

Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child’s skin dark brown but he shouldn’t feel any pain.

She told me that there...

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