As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection
"Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," the vet said
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I zipped up my jeans and got my penis caught in the zipper. I painfully shouted out.....
"Username checks out"
Painfully bad joke my younger brother told me.
What do you call an expert on marine life? An aFISHionado.
What kind of tea is painfully hard to swallow?
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself cautiously, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
< Healing >
A guy in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The guy looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the guy requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee...