A genius high school chemistry student takes a test

A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back, and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his University of choice. He is especially bummed because the question he missed was "how many valence electrons does a Hydrogen ato...

One atom says to another atom

"Dude! I lost all my valence electrons!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

Who did King Arthur leave in charge of watching his eight electrons?

Sir Valence!

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.