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Sick Person Jokes

What does a sick person get from Starbucks?

A coughfee

While meeting a sick person..

American says : Get well soon

Britisher says : Wishing you speedy recovery

INDIAN..

Recently one of my relatives expired due to the same illness

Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone...

What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?

I actually like the smell of hospitals..

Does that make me a sick person?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Visit to the Hospital (can be told long or short)

A religious man walks into a hospital hoping to do a good deed by visiting the sick. The man has passed the nurse at the front desk and is looking around to find a sick person to cheer up. He looks all over the hospital but he just cant seem to find any sick person that isn't being visited! Finally ...

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