Sudoku Jokes - 9 Hilarious Sudoku Jokes

What do you call a fake sudoku?

A pseudo-ku.

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Did you hear the one about the mathematician who committed Sudoku?

He did a number on himself.

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I got some sudoku toilet paper.

Sadly I can't complete it, since I can only fill it with 1's and 2's.

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The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers

He just wanted to put them in their place.

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Police have warned that the Sudoku Killer is still at large and making threats

He will kill either 1, 4, or 9 people today

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The more people you play Sudoku with, the better your chances are at finding love.

Dating is a numbers game.

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I Just got fired from Google

Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office

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Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?

It's called a pseudo-coup.

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