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How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly?

By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.

What do you call a scientist who splits atoms to create bubbly beverages?

A nuclear fizzicist.

Three friends are sitting around talking about their boyfriends

The first girl says to the other two, “let’s play a game and say a drink that we like that our boyfriends remind us of. I’ll go first. My boyfriend is like sprite; he’s light and bubbly and sooo refreshing after my last couple relationships.”

The second girl says “ok, umm… mine would be a che...

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Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...

Er... never mind, doesn't matter now

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