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Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

A classmate dressed up as a storm trooper for Halloween and shot up the school

Don’t worry, no one got hurt.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

He goes home sober.

Sometimes I wish storm troopers were chasing me.

Then someone would miss me

Storm troopers makes great drivers!

They never hit anything!

What did the Storm Trooper say when he farted in church?

"Pew, pew."

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.

Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

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What do you call an Over powered Janitorial Storm Trooper at the Death Star?

A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

When I was a kid

When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a storm trooper.

But I missed my opportunity.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews.

I hate myself

A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight.

Storm Trooper misses every shot.

Red Shirt dies anyways.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit

By a storm trooper.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...

...tell that to a storm trooper.

Darth Vader decides that being a Sith lord isn't lucrative enough....

Too much money funneled into replacement deathstars, storm trooper wages and empire taxes.

He decides that in order to retire comfortably he needs to find a steady well paid job.

He goes out and tries his hand at baking, banking, and various other occupations. Finally he settles on c...

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