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Stollen Jokes

Police are reporting that they have just located a truck of stollen goods

Though they are not hopeful that anyone will come forward to claim the German fruitcake.

Why couldn’t the woman find her Christmas cake?

It was stollen.

Happy cake day to meeeee …

The German bakery near me had to shut down when the owner was arrested for theft

We should have known, the cakes were all Stollen.

I made a traditional German dessert for this years' Christmas dinner.

Unfortunately, it was stollen.

Did you see the newspaper headlines about the Christmas Eve robbery at the German bakery? It said…

STOLLEN STOLEN!!

Has anyone seen my marzipan cake?

I think it was stollen.

I finished off the last of the traditional German Christmas fruit bread late last night.

Now my wife is telling everyone it was stollen.

Did you hear about the German Baker that...

... was arrested for handling Stollen goods?

Did you hear about the big German bakery heist of 1988?

Everything was stollen

My grandma made me my favorite dessert, strudel.

Unfortunately I couldn't eat it since it was stollen.

The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security

at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.

I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree.

I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.


- Stollen from Norm's new show.

Why didn't Santa get any mince pies on Christmas?

Because it was stollen.

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?



What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...

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[OC, long] There's a new MLM scheme going around getting housewives to bake cookies, cake, and bread.

"Independent Businesses Owners" buy frozen pastries and mixes from the company, bake them in a timeshare commercial kitchen space, and try to sell them at their office, church, kids' activities, public events, and through social media. The typical.

One of my coworkers, Amanda, recently invite...

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