What do you call it when 2 seniors stay up past their bedtimes?
An election.
Why did the racist stay up all night?
Because he was afraid of the dark.
I don't need to stay up and watch the ball drop...
2020 already dropped the ball.
If you stay up all night, thinking: "Why?"
Then you won't get any ZZZ's
I'm going to stay up on New Year's Eve this year...
not to see the New Year in, but to ensure this one leaves.
When I was visiting France, my French friends kept insisting I stay up every night and do drugs.
I was under a lot of Pierre pressure.
Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?
Because sleep is for the week.
Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night?
She was wondering if there really is a dog.
"You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"
Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
Putin, Obama and Merkel stand at the sea
Putin presents a submarine, saying: "This best russian technology! Our submarines stay 1 month under water without ever need to go surface!"
Obama smiles and says: "This is our submarine... It can stay up to 3 months under water, no need to emerge even one time!"
Merkel stands next...
My wife recently convinced me to stay up all night to see where the sun went
Then it dawned on me.
What did the bicycle say when asked if it wanted to stay up all night?
"I'm two tired".
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A man asks his doctor: "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?"
The doctor asks the man "Well, that depends. Do you drink?"
"Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soda, too. I just drink plenty of fresh water."
"Do you smoke?"
"No, sir! Never smoked in my life, and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke."
"Do you eat a lo...
A guy and his date decide to go to Lovers Lane.
It’s their third date and the guy is really excited to take things to the next level, but they’re both clearly kind of shy about it. So after they park, he asks if she wants to make out. She agrees enthusiastically, and they start kissing.
After a little bit, he pauses and says “hey, do you w...
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