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Pufferfish Jokes

Why are pufferfish so expensive these days?

Inflation

What do you call a pufferfish/dog hybrid?

A pupperfish.

How do dolphins get high?

Sea weed


(And also pufferfish)

Why did the man rub a pufferfish on his clothes?

To give off a certain bloroma

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day

Give a man a pufferfish and you feed him for a lifetime

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