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I woke up this morning, looked at my penis and said

'Hello Ween'

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What do you get if you masturbate today?

A happy, hollow ween!

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an ageing prostitute went into a pet store

she wanted one of the newly weened puppies they had on display. the clerk, knowing that puppies so young can be difficult, began to explain how to feed, train, and care for a puppy, the woman was confused by everything he said and seemed to be taking in none of the information being presented to her...

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