Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not...

I guess i have really bad Depp perception

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?

Because he didn't have Heard immunity

With the news about Johnny Depp and Aquaman 2, there's a sign the pandemic is almost over.

They've reached Heard immunity.

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What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?

"*Rock Beats Scissors*"

What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common?

They were all Winona Riders.

Johnny Depp was talking to a friend one day. He explained he was experiencing some minor hearing loss but didn’t want people to know about it. But since yesterday the tabloids began reporting his secret issue, much to his distaste. His friend asked how the secret could’ve possibly gotten out.

Johnny Depp replied: “Rumor has it, Amber Heard.”

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According to Johnny Depp's interview with David Letterman, he doesnt watch his own movies

lucky bastard...

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

∫π’s of the Carribean.

Part Spider, part Scorpion creature found in Amber

Johnny Depp is glad that he isn't that creature.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!

A police officer walks into an interrogation room.

"It's over, buddy," he says smugly, throwing down a stack of papers. "We've got you on a double homicide."

"Double?! What are you talking about?" the perp across from him stutters.

"Don't even try to act innocent. We've got video proof. You gunned down two women! Cher and Johnny Depp'...

Bob Marley is taking photos one day...

...when suddenly, Cher turns up with a guitar and plays a riff. Bob is impressed and takes a photo. Cher leaves and Bob keeps walking down the road and sees Mr. T in the distance. Mr. T comes running up and says “Bob! Did you see Johnny Depp? He was here, firing a laser at me. Did you get a photo?” ...

What’s black and white and hated all over?

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie

My friend Larry

A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, "You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."
I said, "Sure you are."
He said, "No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."
Sure enough, I turned on the TV t...

So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.

I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.

So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris...

And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"

So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"

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A man and woman get married

The next day they're talking to the neighbor. "So, who'd you put on your list?" The neighbor asked. Confused, the wife says "what list?" "Oh you know, the list of who you can still have sex with if ever given the opportunity, mine consists of Raquel Welch and Marilyn Monroe." Intrigued, the wife...

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