What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band?
Vanilla Isis
Two guys walk into a bar
A philosopher and a physician walk into a fabulous tiki beach bar in Florida and both order drinks. After a while the philosopher addresses the physician, "Have you read Marx?" The physician replies, "Yes, I blame these wicker bar stools."
What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?
Riki Tiki Taffy
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The neighbors had been complaining that my dogs had been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently they don't like it.
This evening I was getting the c...
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