Soft Drinks Jokes - 13 Hilarious Soft Drinks Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Why do soft drinks never win at basketball?

Because they ain't got no hops

why are 8,9 and 10 always eating snacks and soft drinks?

Because they are in the 7/11

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Minnesota!

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).

First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."

Second woman: "Well my husband i...

The store I worked at fired me for not putting enough variety on their soft drinks display.

Apparently I had too many lines of coke.

Which part of America can’t sell full-sized soft drinks?

Minne-soda.

Did you hear about Minnesota's new law against importing soft drinks?

It's soda-MN hard to get a drink there anymore.

They used to call me fat, but then I gained another 66% with soft drinks.

Now they call me fanta.

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford "The materials we put into our stomach should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But... There is one thing that is the more dangerous to all us...

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The stubborn duck

A duck walks…waddles into a pub. Goes up to the bar and says, “Got any coffee?”

The barman says, “No - we don’t sell coffee. Only beers, wines, spirits and soft drinks.” and the duck leaves.

The next day, the exact same thing. “Got any coffee?” says the duck.

“No”, replies the b...

There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread.

Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was "It's fine. They're soft drinks"

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