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Carbonation Jokes

What do you call somebody with the PHD in the field of drink carbonation?

A Fizzician.

I had to quit my job at the Coca-Cola carbonation factory.

It was just soda pressing.

My friend had a long life dream of studying carbonation in soda. After many years of schooling, he accomplished his dream...

...he became a licensed Fizzyologist.

(real news) Select Starbucks stores have been offering customers the option of adding carbonation to their drinks.

In response, Dunkin' Donuts is offering customers the option of having an employee make motorboat noises into their coffee.

What do you call a country that is entirely made out of coal?

A carbonation!

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