Social Justice Jokes - 19 Hilarious Social Justice Jokes

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, social justice warriors can't change anything.

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence.

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

What’s the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?

A Status Quosader

I don't get why there are so many social justice warriors

Why don't people want to play as social justice mages or social justice rangers?

What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning?

It's hard to say, she's already woke.

Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?

Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?

Why are people in I.T. the worst kind of social justice warriors?

They are always asking you to check your privilege.

As a social justice warrior, you all offend me. I am going to cancel each and every one of you.

Starting with your netflix account.

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...

Both took a fence

What do you call an undead soldier that fights for Social Justice?

A Wight Knight

After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true...

War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.

The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

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