How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, social justice warriors can't change anything.

I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence.

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

As a social justice warrior, you all offend me. I am going to cancel each and every one of you.

Starting with your netflix account.

I don't get why there are so many social justice warriors

Why don't people want to play as social justice mages or social justice rangers?

Why are people in I.T. the worst kind of social justice warriors?

They are always asking you to check your privilege.

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

What do you call an undead soldier that fights for Social Justice?

A Wight Knight

Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato

What’s the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?

A Status Quosader

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?

Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?

After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true...

War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

Man walks into an ice cream shop.

A man walked into a small, locally-owned ice cream shop. So small, in fact, that the owner of the shop was working the counter that day. He had the following conversation with the owner;

**Man:** Hi, I'd like a single scoop of chocolate ice cream in a waffle cone, and give me a whole bunc...

The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

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