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How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, social justice warriors can't change anything.
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Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence.
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Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af
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Whatโ€™s the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?

A Status Quosader
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I don't get why there are so many social justice warriors

Why don't people want to play as social justice mages or social justice rangers?
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What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning?

It's hard to say, she's already woke.
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Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
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Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?

Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
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Why are people in I.T. the worst kind of social justice warriors?

They are always asking you to check your privilege.
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As a social justice warrior, you all offend me. I am going to cancel each and every one of you.

Starting with your netflix account.
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What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf
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A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...
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Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...

Both took a fence
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What do you call an undead soldier that fights for Social Justice?

A Wight Knight
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After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true...

War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
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The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.
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What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
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