How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just kidding, social justice warriors can't change anything.
Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?
Because they make teeth straight and white.
I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes
They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence.
Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?
He was woke af
I don't get why there are so many social justice warriors
Why don't people want to play as social justice mages or social justice rangers?
What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning?
It's hard to say, she's already woke.
Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?
Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
Whatโs the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?
A Status Quosader
Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:
Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?
Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
Why are people in I.T. the worst kind of social justice warriors?
They are always asking you to check your privilege.
As a social justice warrior, you all offend me. I am going to cancel each and every one of you.
Starting with your netflix account.
What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?
Awarewolf
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar
They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...
Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...
Both took a fence
What do you call an undead soldier that fights for Social Justice?
A Wight Knight
After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true...
War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile
They have a tumbler.
What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
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