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Rimshot Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.


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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, and an insomniac?

Someone who lies awake wondering if there really is a dog. \*rimshot\*

In and Out

Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometime In and Out played outside,but other times they played inside. One day In was out and Out was in. Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few ...

Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip!

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Looks like Erdogan had to quit...

...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)

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Another guy speeding joke.

A guy is in a rush to get to work, and he driving quickly.

He crosses over a bridge, and get's tagged by a cop and pulled over.

The cop slowly walks up to the car and asks for license and registration.

After they check out the cop returns and says, "Do you know why I pulled you...

What's the quickest way to get to the airport?

Terminal Velocity.

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Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff...

[www.instantrimshot.com](http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot)

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I made up a 'Dad Joke'

I was talking to my friend the other day, he's a lawyer and was complaining about the current trial he was involved in.
Me: "What is it about?"
Lawyer: "The accused used a leather satchel to beat another man to death"
Me: "Oh, do you expect it to go on much longer?"
Lawyer: "No, it's a b...

One day co-workers Alice and Bob were talking over the water cooler. Soon the conversation turned to Alice's husband Walter and his plans for the future.

"He's up for a promotion, but he's kinda screwed. He'd be moving up from the mail room to a position with some management responsibilities, but he never actually graduated college and that's usually a requirement. They like him though, so there's just one course he has to take and get a good grade i...
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