Slinky Jokes - 18 Hilarious Slinky Jokes

some people are like slinkys

They really aren't good for anything but it feels great when you push them down the stairs.

[Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky?

During spring cleaning

My wife said she was going to put on a slinky dress

I can't wait to push her down the stairs

The missus wore a right slinky number last night!

Looked amazing coming down the stairs!

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ...

She looked great going down the stairs.

Source: Milton Jones

I long for the innocence of youth, back when I was happy just playing with a slinky all day

Things are so different now.

It's like, 3...4 hours tops and I'm bored with the thing.

Why do Slinkys feel awkward all the time?

Because the stairs people are always giving them.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.

When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super .”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.

A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"

She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."

Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely naked. With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"

The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."...

A man was engaged to be married

but his fiancee's beautiful younger sister kept flirting with him. One day he dropped by his fiancee's house to find no one was home except the sister, wearing only a slinky bathrobe. The sister said "I know you are engaged to my sister, but if you come upstairs with me, I'll give you one last fling...

Why do they call it Spring?

Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

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A man loses his in an industrial accident

Through the wonders of modern medicine, plastic surgeons are able to reconstruct his using tissue from an elephant’s trunk. After a full year of recovery and therapy, he’s finally cleared to use his new

So he takes his beautiful girlfriend out for a nice meal at a fancy restauran...

Just finished my spring cleaning.

Sometimes I wish I'd never bought a Slinky.

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and . If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

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At a cocktail party...

an obstetrician's wife noticed that another guest, a big, oversexed blonde in a slinky red dress, was making overtures at her husband. As it was a large, informal gathering, she tried to laugh it off, until she saw the woman begin whispering into her husband's ear while her hand caressed his back....

A good nickname for Donald Trump would be "Slinky"

He serves no real purpose but it would make me smile to push him down some stairs.

What do Donald Trump and a slinky have in common?

Both are fun to push down a flight of stairs.

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