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For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”

Why are some people like slinky’s

They’re only fun when you push them down the stairs

[Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky?

During spring cleaning

Some people are like a slinky.

Not good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

A good nickname for Donald Trump would be "Slinky"

He serves no real purpose but it would make me smile to push him down some stairs.

What do Donald Trump and a slinky have in common?

Both are fun to push down a flight of stairs.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ...

She looked great going down the stairs.

Source: Milton Jones

I've just bought my wife a slinky outfit

I can't wait to see her going down the stairs.

I long for the innocence of youth, back when I was happy just playing with a slinky all day

Things are so different now.

It's like, 3...4 hours tops and I'm bored with the thing.

A man was engaged to be married

but his fiancee's beautiful younger sister kept flirting with him. One day he dropped by his fiancee's house to find no one was home except the sister, wearing only a slinky bathrobe. The sister said "I know you are engaged to my sister, but if you come upstairs with me, I'll give you one last fling...

Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common...

They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Just finished my spring cleaning.

Sometimes I wish I'd never bought a Slinky.

Why do they call it Spring?

Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

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At a cocktail party...

an obstetrician's wife noticed that another guest, a big, oversexed blonde in a slinky red dress, was making overtures at her husband. As it was a large, informal gathering, she tried to laugh it off, until she saw the woman begin whispering into her husband's ear while her hand caressed his back....

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