What do you call a Sith Lord who doesn’t pay his taxes?

Darth Evader

What do you call a shopping center for Sith lords?

A Darth mall.

Why are Sith Lords such lonely people ?

Because, dealing with absolutes, they don't have any relatives.

What do you call a sith lord who gets high all the time?

Ele-Vader.

What kind of liquor does a Sith Lord drink?

Absolut Vodka

If Donald Trump was a Sith Lord...

His name would be Taxi Vader

How many Sith Lords are required to change a light bulb?

2. An apprentice to dew it, and a master to tell him how to dew it.

Which social network do Sith Lords prefer using as they dominate the universe?

MySpace

Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them?

Darth Ritis

How do Sith Lords measure things?

In absolute units.

A senator, a chancellor, a Sith Lord, and the First Galactic Emperor walk into a restaurant.

The hostess says, “table for one?”

What is a Sith Lord's favorite drink at the bar?

A Palpitini

What does an aging Sith lord with a bad hip use to get around?

An Imperial Walker

Darth Vader decides that being a Sith lord isn't lucrative enough....

Too much money funneled into replacement deathstars, storm trooper wages and empire taxes.

He decides that in order to retire comfortably he needs to find a steady well paid job.

He goes out and tries his hand at baking, banking, and various other occupations. Finally he settles on c...

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Here's a very shitty joke i made up

There was once a Sith lord


He ambushed the rebels but he ran as soon as he saw his uncle


It was Kylo


Kylo ran

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