Hedonism Jokes - 2 Hilarious Hedonism Jokes

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Religious

Taoism: .

Buddhism: If , it's not really .

Islam: If , it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this always happen to us?

Hinduism: This happened befo...

A glutton, an adulterer, and a stoner are approaching the gates to heaven...

As the sinners stand at the gates, St. Peter addresses them each in turn.

To the glutton he says, "The excess food that you ate could have fed thousands of the poor and starving. You must endure 1,000 years of your sin, only then may you enter the kingdom of God." And so, the glutton found h...

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