Sister In Law Jokes - 14 Hilarious Sister In Law Jokes

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My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche.

Astonished, my wife asked her “How could you afford this?!”

“You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied.

Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”

“Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister in law. “Wha...

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A man goes to confession (NSFW)

Man: Forgive me farher for what I have sinned.

Father: What did you do my child?

Man: I went to my sister in law's home. Just when I was leaving, it started raining and I had to stay there. We slept together.

Father: Pray to god my son for he is merciful.

...

I'm talking to my daughter, sister in law and my dad just now. SIL: Have you ever had a pedicure? Daughter: oh yeah I have. Me: I've given her a pedicure before.

Dad: so I guess you could call yourself a... pediphile.

*Ugh* thanks dad.
And yes this actually just happened.

Knowing the Difference

Joey married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.

"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."

"Well, your honor," Joey started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and be...

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Peter confesses to his friend that he had sex with his sister in law.

" Well it was in the evening" says Peter " I dropped by my sister in law's to say hello. Suddenly it started to rain. I hadn't brought an umbrella then. Neither did she have one to lend. The rain was pouring and then it happened."

His friend responds" Well if it has happened only once, maybe...

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Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?...

Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating.

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Last week I fucked my sister in law

This week I fucked my brother in geography

Slow learner

A man goes to work one Monday morning and notices one of his coworkers has two big bandages on both of his ears.

"What happened to your ears?" he asks.

"Well, its a long story." he replies, "You see, my wife and I are planning a trip with my sister in law, and we were expecting a pho...

My sister in law got the covid vaccine yesterday.

Her 5g reception has never been better

We've been married for 15 years and finally found the G spot.

Turns out my sister in law had it all along

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A man walks into a confessional booth...

A man walks into a confessional booth and says "Father Forgive me for I have sinned."

The Priest: What is your sin my child?

The Man: Three days ago my mother-in-law was helping me move some stuff around and it started to rain so she stayed the night there. We slept together.

Th...

I was a very happy man and was about to get married. There was just one thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister in law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day, ...

I asked my sister in law (she's a nurse) why she always carries a red pen with her.

She tells me...
Oh it's in case I have to draw blood.

What do you call a nun that becomes a lawyer?

A sister in law.

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