I went on a spirit journey, and learned my ancestral guide is Optimus Prime.
It was an Autobot-y experience.
At the age of:
3 - able to control my bladder
5 - able to self-feed
18 - able to drive
20 - have a girlfriend
30 - is rich
40 - is rich
50 - still rich
60 - still have a girlfriend
70 - still able to drive
80 - still able to self...
In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe
In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe...A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian. They are all taken in front of the chief. The chief is furious that they trespassed on the scared ancestral burial land but says they would have one chance to redeem themselves. Nex...
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I went to a high school with a set of Chinese twins...
In high school, I was in class with a set of Chinese twins named Ving and Ling. Me and Ving got along pretty well, she'd help me with my trig and I'd help her with English. One day she asked me for help on changing her name. She didn't like the name Ving because it was too stereotypical. I would pro...