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I went on a spirit journey, and learned my ancestral guide is Optimus Prime.

It was an Autobot-y experience.

My lifegoal

At the age of:

3 - able to control my bladder

5 - able to self-feed

18 - able to drive

20 - have a girlfriend

30 - is rich

40 - is rich

50 - still rich

60 - still have a girlfriend

70 - still able to drive

80 - still able to self...

In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe

In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe...A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian. They are all taken in front of the chief. The chief is furious that they trespassed on the scared ancestral burial land but says they would have one chance to redeem themselves. Nex...

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I went to a high school with a set of Chinese twins...

In high school, I was in class with a set of Chinese twins named Ving and Ling. Me and Ving got along pretty well, she'd help me with my trig and I'd help her with English. One day she asked me for help on changing her name. She didn't like the name Ving because it was too stereotypical. I would pro...

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