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How do ghouls sign off a letter?

Best witches and worm regards

How do pirates sign off their email?

Regaaaaarrds!

Q: How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

A: Take the pizza sign off the top.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?

Take the Domino's sign off the roof.

A politician was running for mayor of his small town...

The competition is tough. He is worried he will lose. This was his dream job, he wasn't going to give in. He had one trick up his sleeve.
He printed a few hundred posters of various sizes. He decided he would save money by hanging them himself. He walked around the town and hung posters up. It di...

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