Two mushrooms were talking politics.

One mushroom said “I think that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

The other said “Thats a shiitake.”

What do you call a female Asian thief?

Shiitake

Why can’t you ever get a word in while talking to a female mushroom?

Because, shiitake

When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.

They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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