The daughter says to her father, "Wow, I can't believe that zoo had nothing but dogs." The father says back, "Yeah, it was a total shih tzu".
Little Johnny was hyped for the zoo.
His parents had told him they would go to the Bronx zoo this weekend. When the weekend came they told him they'd be going to a different zoo upstate. A petting zoo. Little Johnny saw goats and pigs and ducks. Little Johnny was cross. His parents were upset. They asked the zoo employees If they had a...
A walk to the zoo.
A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.
Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.
I went to a zoo.
There was just one dog on show.
It was a shih tzu.
EDIT: A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!
Sorry in advance for the pun...
So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu.