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What do you get when you breed a pit bull with a shih tzu?

Yiff.

I went to a zoo the other day, but all the cages were empty apart from one that just had a little dog in it

It was a shih tzu

I got bored so I decided…

I got bored one day, so I decided to round up my family and go to our local zoo. We got there, and to our surprise, there was only one animal. It was a shih tzu.

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Designer dog breeds

So they have all sorts of new designer dog breeds out there now. Things like the Labradoodle, Goldendoodle, and a Puggle. I have a dog that's a mix between a dachshund and a Shih Tzu, they call it Dachshit.

One day, a man decides to go to a zoo.

He goes in through the entrance and into the main area. In that main area is only one enclosure. In that enclosure is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

London Zoo has put all it's animals into lockdown during the pandemic. There's only one dog on display.

It's a shih tzu.

Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.

I went to a zoo.

There was just one dog on show.

It was a shih tzu.

EDIT:
A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!

At my city, we have a zoo which is only filled with dogs. Even worse, there’s only one breed of dogs inside the zoo.

It’s a shih tzu.

Did you know that a dog wrote a book about his adventures in space?

*I, Shih Tzu-Naut*

A walk to the zoo.

A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.

Praying mantises don't actually pray, laughing hyenas don't actually laugh, and songbirds don't actually sing.

The name Shih Tzu is accurate though.

A man and his daughter go to a zoo

The daughter says to her father, "Wow, I can't believe that zoo had nothing but dogs."
The father says back, "Yeah, it was a total shih tzu".

Telling these ones right. The worst Zoo I ever went to...

was overpriced, smelly and almost all the enclosures were empty, the only exhibit worth looking at was some yappy little dog with bug eyes, anyway...It was a Shih Tzu

Sorry in advance for the pun...

So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu.

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