What do you get when you cross a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu
I went to a zoo that only had one animal
It was a shih tzu.
A dad decides to take his young son to a zoo for the first time.
He found a poster for a zoo that was opening in town with free entry the first day. So he takes his son down to the zoo, but he finds out that the poster was a ploy.
The only animals there were dogs! It was an animal adoption disguised as a zoo to get people to come in and adopt!
Telling these ones right. The worst Zoo I ever went to...
was overpriced, smelly and almost all the enclosures were empty, the only exhibit worth looking at was some yappy little dog with bug eyes, anyway...It was a Shih Tzu
Did you know that a dog wrote a book about his adventures in space?
*I, Shih Tzu-Naut*
My kids were really excited when I took them to the zoo today, but upset to find it only had a dog
It was a shih tzu
A man and his daughter go to a zoo
The daughter says to her father, "Wow, I can't believe that zoo had nothing but dogs." The father says back, "Yeah, it was a total shih tzu".
Little Johnny was hyped for the zoo.
His parents had told him they would go to the Bronx zoo this weekend. When the weekend came they told him they'd be going to a different zoo upstate. A petting zoo. Little Johnny saw goats and pigs and ducks. Little Johnny was cross. His parents were upset. They asked the zoo employees If they had a...
Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.
I went to a zoo.
There was just one dog on show.
It was a shih tzu.
EDIT: A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!
A walk to the zoo.
A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.