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Fungal Jokes

I never thought I'd have a fungal infection

But then it grew on me.

I have a weird fungal infection on my foot...

I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me.

Costco Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Scott, “My elbow hurts like hell.

I guess I'd better see a doctor."

“Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Scott replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer ...

What do you call a lady who enjoys mushrooms?

A fungal.

My last girlfriend wasn’t all bad.

She put the “fun gal” in fungal infection.

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TIFU by posting a video of my wife frantically scratching her ...

It went fungal
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