Shades Of Gray Jokes - 8 Hilarious Shades Of Gray Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How else can you view 50 Shades of Gray?

As a gradient

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My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Gray.

First, she wants me to become a billionaire.

Today my wife showed me all about the 50 Shades of Gray.

Then we picked one. Now I have to paint the bedroom.

I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray....

Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college.

Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ...

... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Television was never really black and white before color

It was basically just 50 shades of gray

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