South Pole Jokes - 15 Hilarious South Pole Jokes

What do you call a polar bear on the South pole and another Polar Bear On The North pole?

Polar Opposites.

Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Scientist 1: So this polar bear can survive in both the north *and* south poles?

Scientist 2: that’s correct. However, he’s prone to mood swings in the south

Scientist 1: maybe it’s his wife?

Scientist 2: or his husband...

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My wife really wants to have sex on the South Pole

I didn’t know she was into expeditionism

I recently took a relaxing trip to the south pole

It was very catharctic

If you ever feel depressed just go to the South Pole...

You can only go up from there

What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa?

Bi-polar disorder.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

The World Map has been revised; The North and South poles are where you'd expect, but...

...all the other Poles are in Britain.

Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

It's not easy being bipolar.

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The latest scientific study on polar bears was just published

The study noted that loss of habitat in the north pole has caused some bears to migrate to the south pole, and also a severe increase in the number of manic/depressive symptoms in the bears studied. Due to lowering numbers, many bears were expressing sexual behaviors towards other bears of both sex...

A Canadian couple takes their pet polar bear to Antarctica

Years ago, a couple in Canada found an abandoned polar bear cub and decided to adopt and raise it themselves. By the time the bear was grown up, it had become very tame, very friendly, and rather jovial.

Life with a pet polar bear turned out to be pretty fun, but one problem was that takin...

My daughter is now dating a bipolar adventurer

He really did visit both the North and the South poles, quite the guy!

When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .

He’s thinking with his South Pole

Ok, don't panic…

If we hold the North Pole and South Pole down simultaneously for three seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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