Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Scientist 1: So this polar bear can survive in both the north *and* south poles?

Scientist 2: that’s correct. However, he’s prone to mood swings in the south

Scientist 1: maybe it’s his wife?

Scientist 2: or his husband...

I recently took a relaxing trip to the south pole

It was very catharctic

If you ever feel depressed just go to the South Pole...

You can only go up from there

What do you call that weird sensation when you are suddenly teleported from North Pole to South Pole or vice versa?

Bi-polar disorder.

Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression.

It's not easy being bipolar.

The World Map has been revised; The North and South poles are where you'd expect, but...

...all the other Poles are in Britain.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

I shower every sunrise

But being in the South Pole, others are starting to complain.

My daughter is now dating a bipolar adventurer

He really did visit both the North and the South poles, quite the guy!

Two hunters were having a chat in a bar

One of them says, "You know, I was hunting at the South Pole once and I see a big seal right within range. So I aim carefully and I take the shot and kill it. After about half an hour of walking through the nastiest blizzard, I see the biggest walrus I had ever seen in my life. I don't even aim, I j...

When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .

He’s thinking with his South Pole

My Uncle used to tell me there were two Polands

One at the north pole and one at the south pole.

Ok, don't panic…

If we hold the North Pole and South Pole down simultaneously for three seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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