Seminal Fluid Jokes

A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

The madam introduces him to a working woman with a glass eye whom brings him to her room.

Once there, she pops the glass eye out of the socket and tells the man to insert his penis in the orifice and thrust in and out.

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While there, she visits one of New York's best hospitals. As she is being shown around the hospital by a doctor, she comes across a man furiously masturbating in the hallway. The queen turns beet red and exclaims, "Doctor! Do you see what that man is doing?" The doctor looks then very nonchalantly s... read more

Little Josie goes up to her daddy and asks, "Daddy, where do I come from?"

The father, not prepared for the Birds and Bees talk, decides to tell it anyway. He tells little Josie about boys having a penis which goes into the girl's vagina and when semen, a mix of sperm and seminal fluid, shoot... read more