Secret Agent Jokes

An English man, An Irish man, and a Scotish man are sick to death for working on the same building site for years now.
The English man Says "Here look at this" pointing at a newspaper ad "Join the Secret service today."
"not very Secret then," says the Irish man.
"no ya goon it's like a Sec... read more

So, James Bond retired and a new 007 took his place. She had trained all her life for this role, and was eager to do her duty for queen and country. Her first day on the job, she was introduced to Q, who debriefed her on all her new gadgets. The one he was most proud of was a dress that could perfor... read more

A white girl, a black girl, and a native American girl. The three must each pass a final test. Each is told that their husband is a foreign secret agent, and that they must kill their respective spouses to prove their loyalty. The white woman first is handed a pistol and enters the room wher... read more

He sees a listing for a dog and it's a 10 year old cockerspaniels. Being a fan of that breed he goes to check it out.

John arrives at the house and an old man answers. He says the dog is for sale for 20 dollars. John is pleased with the price, but wants to check out the dog first before makin... read more