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Year Round Jokes

Who's Irish and sits outside all year round?

Patty O'Furniture

Contrary to popular belief, Mount Everest is not packed with climbers all year round...

It only gets busy at peak times.

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I'm thinking of tattooing an X on each butt cheek.

That way I can have hot cross buns year round.

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Man made climate change is really annoying me!

I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!

Bah humbug!

The International Criminal Court of Justice in the Hague, in the case brought before it against the year 2020 and COVID-19, has ruled the phrase "Bah humbug!" is no longer just for Christmas and should now be used year round.

Dog's aren't just for Christmas

I eat them year round

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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How does one spot a Jewish redneck?

...they leave their Menorah up year round

A physicist with an idea for research was asking the college board for funds.

The chairman responded: "Your proposal sounds really interesting, but it's way too expensive for this college. This is the problem we always have with physicists, they bring promising projects that we could never afford. I wish you were more like mathematicians. They come once every September asking...

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