Ben has one dog. Jake has two fish. How many fish are there?
Three. Ben’s dog was just a red herring
Man catches too many fish
I went fishing and I was as on one side of the river the other man was on the opposite. First day he caught huge fish and plenty of them, yet I caught nothing. Second day comes and I take the side the other man was on in hopes of finding his catches yet he takes the opposite of me again. Yet he some...
Guess how many fish I got from the market?
Tuna half.
There are many fish in the sea.
So while waiting I'll just play with my rod.
Why do so many fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
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A woman contacts her brother-in-law last minute to ask him to watch her daughter for the day...
The brother-in-law, Tim, grudgingly agrees. He picks the girl up and takes her down to the shoreline where he works.
"Do you know what I do for a living?"
She nods. "You're a fisherman, right?"
"Well, kind of. See, we get a lot of fish around here, and in order to catch as ma...
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the ...
Long:Two old timers go ice fishing…
Two old timers, Lou and Mel, go ice fishing. They each compete against each other and so they dril ltheir holes in the ice exactly 50ft apart. Set up their chairs, drop their lines in, pour some coffee from their thermoses and wait for a bite. A young man comes along and sets up exactly between the...
Fish tank
my friend told me they just got a new fish tank. They hadn’t gotten many fish yet, so it was still in the betta stage.
A tourist drives along the shore of the Dead Sea and spots a fisherman casting his fishing rod into the water.
The tourist, surprised, stops and explains to the fisherman that no fish can live in the Dead Sea.
The fisherman said “Yes, some do. For $10, you may sit next to me and I will show you.”
The curious tourist paid the $10 and waited patiently. After an hour, the tourist said: “hey, whe...
Newfoundland Fishermen
A Newfie Fishermen had no luck, and caught nothing, but saw his Fisherman friend had better luck he was carrying a bag of fish. He said to his friend "If i guess how many fish you have in that bag will you give me one of them?" His buddy who had the bag of fish says "If you guess how many fish I ha...
Paddy and Mick are fishing
.. and they're not catching anything. As they're about to give up for the day past them walk two Englishmen with huge baskets of freshly caught fish.
"BEJEYZUS!" Paddy exclaims, "How on Eart did ya catch soo many fish?" The Englishmen explain that it's a life-hack they've been...
Girlfriends and fishing are similar
There are many fish in the sea, but till you hook one, you're just holding your rod.
Why did the shark quit dating_
Even though there are still many fish in the sea, he was netted into a relationship and got catfished.
Bubba and the game warden
Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.
Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, a...
Never Be Dishonest With Smart Women
Man on telephone talking to his wife: "Dear, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my manager for seven days. I think that this is a positive and great opportunity for me to get that promotion finally. So honey, will you be able to please pack enough clothes for seven days, my toiletry bag ...
Old man and fishing
Yesterday I watched an old man fishing in a puddle outside our neighborhood bar. So I invited him in and bought him a beer..I thought I would humor the old man and ask him how many fish had he caught today. The old man replied, "you're the eighth."
My grandpa used to take me ice fishing
We never got to spend too much time together, so it meant a lot to me to spend time with him. He was really getting on in age - his teeth were gone and he usually mumbled unless he was frustrated. You could understand him if he yelled, but that was rare since he was such a gentle soul. His mind w...
My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist...
Oh well, not many fish left in the sea
The old man, the prince, and the fish.
Once upon a time, there was a prince of a certain land, who wanted to be a lowly fisherman when he grew up. But try as he could, he couldn't ever catch a single fish. He had tried many methods, including nets, spears, and traps, but all to no avail.
Furthermore, he was looked down upon by the...
A young man wishes to purchase a fish
So he approaches the town fisherman at the market. With his pockets full of cash, he can't wait to buy a delectable salmon from the highly recommended old man.
The fisherman sees the young man approaching and asks what he can do for him.
The young man holds out a handful of bills and ...
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