Sculpted Jokes

I told him not to get a head of himself.

That'd be nice, wooden tit.

Fo' chisel.

He believes that one day he'll be very important, so he asks a sculptor to carve his bust out of marble to put into a museum in the future.

The sculptor says, "Sir, I think you're getting a head of yourself."

The British said: we dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.

The German said: we dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.

The Italian said: we dug very deep a... read more

..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake

Gustavo Rahre (1932-1991) was an eccentric Chilean artist who left mysterious sculptures of letters of the alphabet scattered in remote locations around the globe. Working with local materials—limestone, sandstone, granite, clay, even wood and peat—he sculpted his first letter, an O, not far from hi... read more

In the front window, there was a cake that was sculpted like a house. It looked nice, so I decided to buy it.
As I was eating it, I said "This tastes just like home."

Two men are walking when they come across a beautiful bridge,

The first man exclaimed “Wow! This bridge is gorgeous!”

The seconds man says “this is my work! But nobody ever gives me the recognition I deserve. No body goes up to me and says “hey it’s that guy who built that beautiful br... read more

It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru... read more