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Scrabble Tile Jokes

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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I got drunk and to impress a girl, I swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

**EDIT: WOW, thanks for all the love on this post. It’s my first post in JOKES where I didn’t get ripped a new butthole for allegedly stealing/reposting. Thanks Reddit!**

My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet..

No word yet....

I once put a scrabble tile into a Nerf gun and shot it at my friend, killing him instantly.

It was an accident though, I thought it was a blank.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

He kept leaving little messages around the house

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I got drunk yesterday and ate some scrabble tiles....

Seemed fun at the time, but now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

Yesterday I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble tiles on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

Funny indeed

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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