My parents named me and my sister after anagrams of things they love most...

So my sister is Teresa because they love Easter, still not worked out why I'm called Alan.

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So I heard the guy who invented anagrams passed away today...

May he erect a penis.

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The inventor of anagrams died today.

May he 'erect a penis'.

Anagram

Son : Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.

Son: Thanks for the explanation Dad!

Dad: You are welcome, Alan!

My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of "denied".

I said, "Indeed".

You don't have to be good at anagrams

to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.

Went with a college girl back to her dormitory...

...I asked if she liked anagrams, and she replied “yes”.

I told her “did you know dormitory is an anagram for ‘dirty room’?”

And when we walked in, her place was a mess.

How much cocaine do cryptographers use on the daily?

A few anagrams.

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